lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
This is my favourite post of all time.
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
Be good to nature. It was here before you and it will outlast you.