rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

bigtittyjesus:

me always

"All the hardest, coldest people you meet,
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living."

Iain S. Thomas (via poetisch)

(Source: theonlymagicleftisart)

officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

nonelikerae:

Be good to nature. It was here before you and it will outlast you.